Pikachu and Squirtle

Pikachu: twt im small
          Charizard, Venosaur and Blastoise: ....
          Pikachu: so anyways.
          Them: -ash literally evolved most of us, but hasnt evolved his starter pokemon....-
          Pikachu: okay guys lets go.
          Ash: maybe today I can evolve *random pokemon*!
          All of his other pokemon wondering why pikachu hasnt evolved into a raichu yet: -_-

Ok why can I imagine this:
          
          Pikachu: *hiding under Ash's hat*
          
          Squirtle: Pikachu- what are you doing?
          
          Pikachu: I have become one with the hat
          
          Ash: *wondering where his hat went*