Hello fellow humans!
Wait, never mind, it's wrong of me to assume you're a human
So, uhh... let's start over! Hello fellow... ummm... whatever you are! Welcome! Why am I even saying welcome? Ok, by now you're probably like: Shoot, dam, what did I get myself into, I need to leave right this instant. But if you're not, then you're welcome to stay! :D
(Just, y'know, don't get too freaked out XD)