This is the internet; anonymity was and will always be an excuse to someone's existence.  Here, I could practically be anything.  Say I'm a buff-ass grown man who's dating 16 hot-ass chicks.
I like pie.
I would've done well with school the whole time if I had at least tried to stop procrastinating.
I'm 18.
I play video games.
I'm very social.
I spend most of my time, if not talking to myself, talking to other people.  I like talking to strangers and making backup friends in the stead of my friends who're usually busy -- given that our class scheds conflict one another's.


Nawh, just kidding, man.  
The second sentence is obviously fake -- I'm dating 17 hot-ass chicks.