Wassup. My name is John Bacardi.
I'm just a regular black dude who lives in Chicago and works at Wallmart. I enjoy eating a good, juicy watermelon once in a while, and i love fried chicked. Also, i like to eat bananas, since i'm a bananenplukker. 
I once went to a private concert of The Wanted, where Nathan, the most adorable guy, held my hand for a minute, looked me in the eye and was singing to me. There's this crazy chick out there who thinks Nathan was holding her hand, looking in her eyes and singing to her, but she's obviously lying. I mean,.. Seriously? He was obviously singing to me girl. 
Furthermore, I am black, which means i like running through white people's neighbourhood with my shirt of and i like to listen Rap Music. I'm a Rapper myself as well, Mc Chickmagnet is the name. I've recorded 5 songs already, and i have over 6 million kazillion followers on Twitter.

Last but not least, I write books. I'm a pretty good writer, so you should definatly check out my books / stories.

Thanks homies!

Peace,
John Bacardi

Chicago, IL
Wild 100's