Yes, I am in fact under your bed. Go ahead, take a look - if you dare! If you actually bothered to look, well you obviously didn't see me, because I conveniently forgot to mention - I'm a ghost. FYI, I also own a pineapple farm and salami factory, and spend my days gliding between dimensions.

If you actually wanna know, I'm just your average gal from good ol 'Straya. And no, we do not have kangaroos running around everywhere, and you are not going to get mauled by scary animals if you come here . . . except for the drop bears.