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My cousin: Salad
Me: What?
Cousin: Salad
Me: *Confused*
Cousin: *Throws lettuce at me* Salad
Me: The fu-
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Ok, the next time someone calls me by my first name is gonna get slapped. Because ive told people a million times to call me E but no they need to call me by my first name.
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I almost burnt my house down... Again.
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@PhilipHamilton8204 I guess I burnt a hole in my new sweatshirt and caught my hair on fire but other wise I'm fine..
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Lesson of the day: Never walk behind someone with a weedeater in their hand.. It never ends well.
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Just wanna fucking die right now..
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@Pineapples802 It can be a lot, can't it? Well, i can't tell you to be happy, because i know that doesn't work. I won't give you virtual hugs because i don't know if you want or need them. All i can tell you is that we are here for you, no matter what. And if you don't believe that, it's alright. I think we can all respect that, even in your darkest times. Because the sun may go down, but at least you can stare at the sunset.
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My cousin: You like a nerd.. A gay one at that.
Me: Wow. How did you know.
My cousin: How did I know what?
Me: That I'm a gay nerd.
My cousin: :o
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Today my grandpa took me, my brother, and my cousin to the science museum. They have this little area where you can play with the trains they have set up there. Their electric and there is a glass screen around it, it operates by pushing buttons, anyways I leaned back and accidentally hit one of the buttons and it was a horn it surprised ne and I jumped and hir my cousin in rhe mouth. So pretty I almost died today
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My mouth hurts so fucking bad right now. What the fuck.
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I have a fricking dentist appointment today. Yay.
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I was riding my bike today and ran into a tree.
Moral of the story: Don't trust trees
Or maybe its pay attention. Eh. Either one