You want to talk to me while I'm reading? You can pry my IPad from my cold dead hands, hun.
~hand me a pen, darling. I'll write the story we should have lived~
~the pens in my hand. Ending unplanned~
~if google, duck tape, and gorilla glue can't fix it, you're flat outta luck~
~duck tape fixes everything. Even relationships~
~a woman without man, is like a fish without a bike~