From now on, I'm going to monetise my stories! You'll have to pay, of course. With money? Oh no, no. I don't accept cash. I only accept headpats. Yes. Especially on the back of my head. That's the good spot.
Wait. Please. I'm just kidding. Please don't leave. Read my stories, please. I was just being lonely. I will give you headpats too. I'm sorry! I just thought it would be poggers to have headpats please. I'm not horny. Please don't bonk me