NAME: [redacted]



AGE: Choose an integer from 1-99.



SEX: Well, no thanks. Too much on my plate right now.



GENDER, YOU SMARTASS: Give me a moment, I have to look down my pants.



LOCATION: At a computer somewhere in the Singapore. I hope this narrows it down.



PROFESSION: Occasionally writing things and stashing them away in 'safe' places. Now, I don't have a clue where they are. A true testament to such great hiding skills.



MARITAL STATUS: Wouldn't you want to know...



FAVORITE AUTHORS: Too many to list here.



SHIPPING: Call me old-fashioned, but I'm still fond of the Postal Service.