Greetings, you beautiful being! Hi, how are ya?
If you came here to read that tooth rotting fluff, smut that will make you blush, sarcasm and wit that I promise to make you grin, humor that will definitely make you laugh, you've arrived at the right place, my friend.
I prefer reading gay romance hence why I, myself write about it. So, if you're a homophobic prick, leave my page, you're so not wanted here...like at all, but if you believe love is love, by all means, stick around and get lost in the worlds I created... Just try your best to not fall in love with my boys, their significant others are the jealous type.
~My All Time Fav Quotes~
I know you're here to make people laugh, but I can't tell you how emotional you make me because comedy usually comes from a dark place. I personally, in my life, have used laughter to try to gain some happiness. What you did is you looked for the light at the end of the darkness and that light is your comedy.
-Howie Mandel
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
-Robert Frost
It's not the drugs that make the drug addict, it's the reality that they want to escape from.
-Riley, Sense8
I don't like people and sarcasm is my only defense.
-Stuart, The Internship
I was like, am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized...I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?
-Margaret Cho
~Some Not So Interesting Facts About Yours Truly~
I'm twenty-two years of age
I am a very proud Leo
I love to read & write & sleep & eat
I'm pretty boss at Mario Kart 8
I daydream 98% of my day away
I speak sarcastic with a side of attitude
Magnus Bane and Malik Ragnorak are my kittens
I have five siblings who I absolutely love
I spend a lot of time listening to music
I work full-time as a manger (ugh)
I am a slut for anything potato
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- JoinedSeptember 3, 2012
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