Pink_Jester

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE JESTER, JESTER!

Hytale is fire, and as an added bonus, runs butter smooth on my plotato pc

Ladies and gentlemen (pfft, yeah right. As if any woman reads my stories), it is with great pleasure (*moan*) to announce that I... am back to working part time.
          
          THIS MEANS I CAN FINALLY FULLY RETURN TO THIS HALF DEAD WEBSITE WITH NO CREATIVE IMAGINATION!
          
          While I worked full time, I only had time to write down ideas and drafts (barely). I could not get actual chapters going because I was dead tired. But now that I'm back to only working 4 hours a day, I can shake off the rust that built up and finally give you mediocre stories and complain more often.
          
          Isn't that great?
          
          So I guess I'll see you next year (dad joke goes brrrr)

A fun idea I just had after scrolling through Pinterest and randomly came across pictures of charxchar ships
          
          
          Guy that prevents ships from ever happening by being an intrusive third wheel asshole, but he only goes after ships that have the most toxic fanbases. He can break the forth wall and constantly makes jokes about the ship being stupid and telling the characters they should thank him, despite them never knowing what the hell he's on about. He is fully aware of EVERY SINGLE ship in the multiverse, and will break time and space to make sure the toxic ones never come true.
          
          The most toxic ships are ALWAYS the gay ones. Data that I made the fuck up shows that 88% of all gay ships have a fanbase that will verbally attack you if you put their ship into question or just say something that is not fully positive and supportive. While straight ships can also have these delulu idiots, gay ships are more common to contain them.
          
          This is likely due to the fact that LGBT romance has been underrepresented until the recent years, and as such that community is so starved for romance between same gender characters that they become highly volatile and aggressive when they don't get what they want... just like a toddler does. It's genuinely embarrassing seeing people have a meltdown over fictional characters.

Can you make a son of joker villain male reader x dc please 

UDOL... NOOOOOOO! Gone too soon...
          
          Another chad has retired from writing. Life is just a little more empty now, and Wattpad has died a bit on the inside

If and when ‘Till Hell Does Us Part’ return, I say, keep Moxxie male. If you want to make him female, then that’s okay. It’s your story. My reason for saying that, is because of this, I am so sick and tired of this genderbent ! I’m serious.

It's so fun working a 12 hour shift with a single break on 3 hours of sleep and no breakfast, so you gotta drink 4 energy drinks in the 1 hour lunch break to get by (Kill me)

Quick, Genderbent Ash Ketchum, yes or no?

Call me BlitzO, because I just got horse riding lessons for my birthday