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Ex bf: *sees me put on a hoodie* Where are you going?
Me: To suck dick in the parking lot
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It just came to my realization that not only am I loser who wanted to badly dance in a previous post. I spelled Fortnite wrong.
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Guy: *Comes up to me during a party* Hi my name is Brennon.
Me: Hi I’m a mess!
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@PipaPipaToad48 I don't know, you're a Pipa Pipa toad, I'd love myself if I were a Pipa Pipa toad
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@PipaPipaToad48 You may be a mess, but at least you're a urination mess. If you weren't I wouldn't love you
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Me: *This is a swing party* *looks to the guy next to me* Can I do nothing but Fortnight dances?
Guy are the party: *Gives me a dirty look* No?
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Guy I’m dancing with: So where are you at in life?
Me: I don’t know, but I’m failing at it!
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Me: How do you smoke pot wrong?
@BabyCakes1983 I’m not sure
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@BabyCakes1983 Thanks for being my voice because I’m completely irrational!
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Friend: What are you doing?
Me: *Eating cold Chinese food and watching Netflix* oh......nothing........
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@BabyCakes1983 Once told me, “It’s so funny because you use big smart words and then think you’re smart. Imagine how they feel when they realize you’re actually really dumb.” Thanks...
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Guy: I like you and we should hang out!
Me: *thinks to myself. I'm probably just a make a wish*