Anyone who doesn't get my dam Percy Jackson references doesn't get a happy meal, and frankly deserves to be hit in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush, pelted with ripe mangoes* or take a relaxing break at C.C's spa and resort. Got that *the cow goes moo!* Cupcakes?!

No, I'm not insane. I'm just a youtube-addicted dancer, potterhead, panemaniac, shadowflunker and PJO fandomer...

*and we are not even going to go into the significance of this in mortal instruments context!