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Sexy

Hey foxy! I've met Bonnie, and he promised not to kill me. Currently, I'm hiding under the desk with Bonnie in the office.

Ahoy laddy!

@infinitywitch  pretty good, hbu?

"Hello." The red eyed woman greeted and smiled.

*lays on your chest, not feeling well and groans*

Oh damn, you have an account? I didn't know electronics could get hold of phones- I didn't know that they were willing to download Wattpad either! 

*grabs boombox turns volume all the way up and presses play* Do what you want, 'cause a pirate is free,
          You are a pirate!
          
          Yar har, fiddle di dee,
          Being a pirate is all right with me,
          Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,
          You are a pirate!
          Yo Ho, ahoy and avast,
          Being a pirate is really badass!
          Hang the black flag at the end of the mast!
          You are a pirate!
          
          You are a pirate! - Yay!
          
          We've got us a map, (a map!)
          To lead us to a hidden box,
          That's all locked up with locks! (with locks!)
          And buried deep away!
          
          We'll dig up the box, (the box!)
          We know it's full of precious booty!
          Burst open the locks!
          And then we'll say hooray!
          
          Yar har, fiddle di dee,
          Being a pirate is all right with me!
          Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,
          You are a pirate!
          Yo Ho, ahoy and avast,
          Being a Pirate is really badass!
          Hang the black flag
          At the end of the mast!
          You are a pirate!
          
          Hahaha!
          
          We're sailing away (set sail!),
          Adventure awaits on every shore!
          We set sail and explore (ya-har!)
          And run and jump all day (Yay!)
          We float on our boat (the boat!)
          Until it's time to drop the anchor,
          Then hang up our coats (aye-aye!)
          Until we sail again!
          
          Yar har, fiddle di dee,
          Being a pirate is all right with me!
          Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,
          You are a pirate!
          
          [spoken:]
          Yar har, wind at your back, lads,
          Wherever you go!
          
          Blue sky above and blue ocean below,
          You are a pirate!
          You are a pirate!
          
          [spoken:] You are a pirate! Ya gobshite!"

Hello!

*THROWS CANDY*