Hello there and welcome to my profile!

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When frustrated, I find writing stories calms me down. I can't spell though... just look at the adult literacy rate for pirates!

The Minecraft skin you see in my profile picture was made by me.

No I don't type pirate, only speak it, though I do make slip-ups when typing occasionally. This is sometimes from lack of sleep... yes we robots need to sleep too. There is a kid's soul behind this eye. My stories tend to feature characters that are just that much shorter than everyone else, write what you know I guess.

One other thing... British pirate.

Hope you lot enjoy what I make!