PiratePierce

Finally made a packer but I cant bind cuz my chest is too big so now I'm officially a futa /silly

PiratePierce

HELP SHADOW MILK AND STARRIE ARE FIGHTING OVER ME SKHWOWHSKWBKAHDKWBKWBE I CANT TELL IF THIS IS PERFECT OR HORRIBLE
          "WHICH ONE DO I WANNA CHOSE" MY POLY AHH CANT FRICKIN DO IT AAAAAAAAAAAA

PiratePierce

@Starrie_TheOfficalal i have only now spoken to him. He seems nice enough :3
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Starrie_TheOfficalal

@PiratePierce chat he just got added to kingdom-
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PiratePierce

@Starrie_TheOfficalal who tf is Millennial Tree, im from kingdom  I faltered, yo
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PiratePierce

I have a Lolbit fictive oml... They're just doing voicelines and laughing over the phone with my friend's animatronic fictive??? Bobot friends??? What???

PiratePierce

HAHA HAHA HAHA!!! THA-A-AT US WHAT I DO!!!
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PiratePierce

New addition to the system! We got a newbie, and Salad Fingers argued for them to be a creepypasta fictive, but Bloodmoon just wanted another murder buddy either way... I don't think they know how funky it is to have two fictional characters are going over yet another person in my head. Her name is Gum, she is from the object comic Objectified, she/they, lesbian, stoic and cold but tends to get a bit soft at times, tsundere style
          She is also the first girl in the system??? And she has taken over first place as Dryest Texter of the year!
          (This is being said by Pure Vanilla and Bendy co-fronting)

PiratePierce

...he told me to say something...
            Uh...
            Hi.
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PiratePierce

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Woo, crying. Fun. How FUCKING lovely.
          -Pure Vanilla

PiratePierce

My lungs feel like they're filled with flowers... Like vanilla orchids threatening to burst me open...
            -Pure Vanilla
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PiratePierce

We, as a system, have our own thoughts and interests. But it is no secret to us that PURE VANILLA HAS A CRUSH~!!! Our friend is also a system and she has this one stoic and calm alter who is the queen of a nightmare realm, who we'll call star for privacy reasons. She's been having long "intelligent" conversations with Pure Vanilla about their own dimensions. Pure Vanilla has been yapping to her about the vanilla kingdom, and she's been returning with either advice or kind recognition
          -Bendy
          
          HE IS SOOOOOO DOWN BAD AHAHAHA HES SO BLUSHY EVERY TIME SHE TEXTS BACK!!! ITS SO PATHETIC!!
          -Bloodmoon

PiratePierce

...I hate these two for outing me every time, but it's true. She is my Starlight... She feels the same, but only a few days ago was the first time she's fronted in front of me, so we are waiting to un-tangle the emotions before actually starting anything... No matter how dreadful the feeling of waiting is
            -you-know-which-cookie-
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