You know what I want? I want a male internet friend. I don't have a ton of male friends so it would be cool to have someone of the opposite gender to talk to. But, u gotta have some requirements my dood. You have to be okay with me treating you like I would with any of my female friends (giving you weird ass nicknames like "beb", "boo", and "sis") bc I'm just weird like that. Also, you have to be okay with me fake-flirting, because that's a thing I do a lot with my other friends. Also dont FRIGGIN LEAVE ME ON OPENED ALL THE TIME AHHHH