Hey! We are Anna and Hanna! 
We have a slightly major obsession with pizza and the band Five Seconds of Summer!

We like to make parodies of brilliantly written books that we love.
We do not intend for any of the (often disturbing) jokes and word replacements to be taken seriously as the last thing we want is to offend anyone.

Follow us on our Instagrams, @ashtonsmydaddy and @damn.bands