Jay: Hello my people, I am Jay
Walter: Ugh here we go again
Jay: Walter? What's that supposed to mean
Walter: It means
Jennifer: I want candy
Jay: Jen, get out of here. You're drunk
Jennifer: No I am not! That was one time and mmy brothers kept saying, "do shots, do shots." and
Peeta: Katniss! Katniss where are you
Jay: Peeta shut
Katniss: Right here! Im right here Peeta
Jay: Katniss
Tallahassee: Zombies
Columbus: Witchit
Jay: Guys, not now
Minions: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Chuck: I use barbed wire as my toilet paper
Jay: Chuck, this isn't the time..
Zombie: asgdgkoifenfoie rjioew etho rthhharoif
Jay: AHH! ZOMBIE
Tallahassee: *Bang* Business is good.
Peanut: That's not what your mom said last night
Jose Jalepeno: You can't use that joke twice
Jay: *Muttering* oh my god I almost died
Cato: Come on guys we have tributes to kill
Marvel: yeah let's go
Maximum Ride: Team test tube babies, bitch
Joey: Hi, I'm Chandler. Could I BE wearin anymore clothes
Rick: Lori, grab Carl and let's get out of here
Shane: I don't think so
Maggie: Glenn, I love you
Glenn: Errr.... *Scratches head
Jay: GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS
-silence
Jay: Thank you! Can I talk now
Clove: Bitch please, I'll cut you
Walter: I have bad gas
Katniss: Run
Peanut:You old fart! haha get it
Achmed: SILENCE! I KEEL YOU
Harry: Stupify
Tris: Where's Tobias
Edward: Hey guys
-silence
Achmed: KEEL HIIIIIIM
*everyone charges after edward leaving jay by herself
Jay: screw it. I'mm gonna make my self some pancakes. Care to join? Fan me
Marilyn Manson: *looks around, noticing it's empty strips and runs away, leaving his clothes behind
Marissa: WAIT! CAN YOU REDO NY WARDROBE?

@AmazingSandr68 is my best guy friend, @slightnerd17 is one of my other best freinds, and @PrettyBullet_13 is my best friend, my future editor, and the other half of my soul
There's also my long distance friend @DragonStar5