Logan

@pizzapenguins333 u alive?

yo logan, what happened

Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas @PizzaPenguin333

@nocturnalskies- Ikr!!! Unicorns are too majestic for this world

you look like burnt zucchini, but I love you (:

I'm trying to finish writing a script for a porno movie, but there are just too many holes in the plot.
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I swear to drunk I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables.

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
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Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness? 
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          He pastaway.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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