Want some Percy Jackson Humour? Well, I don't care if you don't, here you go!

Percy: I'm really scared about this C- I got on the test.
Frank: I'm sure, your mom won't mind.
Percy: It's not my mom I'm scared about, it's Anabeth.
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Teacher: What's your name?
Percy: Persassy Jackson
Teacher: I mean your actual name
Percy: Fine, Persassius Jackson

ΡUΤ ΤΗΙΔ ΩΠ ΨΩUR ΡRΩΓΙLΣ ΙΓ ΨΩU  ΔRΣ Δ DΣΜΙGΩD
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(ON A BREAK)