I am all over the place

To whomever reads this, 
           My friend told me one day that her boyfriend and her were making out In her room for 15 minutes strait

This is sad 030

Day 3: 
           Who what’s pumpkin pie? Oh it’s not thanksgiving, it’s Halloween? Oops

Day 2: 
           The brittle bones said ”grow some balls way doncha?”

So here it is,
               THE SKELETON WAS UNDEADLY AFRAID OF DOGS, SO DOGS WERE ALWAYS PICKING A BONE WITH SKELETONS

Guys, I will be posting a daily meme/pun/joke

Could you like make a story pls? Like a Melvin and Audrey story pwease :3