PlasticSpoonOfficial

i hope no one is ever expecting me to post another part of any book. this was fun while it lasted but i don’t think i’ll ever write again. that shits hard. thank you and goodbye 

Hehe hiiii my hand is blue 

All hail the QUEEN of Hell

Furries are fucking terrifying 

To the tune of “You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch”: “Shit, Shat, Shate”

Do you ever take a piece of Halloween candy and go “please be drugged. Please be drugged” as you eat it

It sounded like someone said “hey” from outside the bathroom door and it didn’t sound like any of my family members and everyone is asleep except for me so guess who’s gonna die in the bathroom tonight?? :,)

I almost threw up because I ate so much glitter

Do not pinch your eyeball. It hurts 

people don’t think that Sebastian Stan is hot and like wtf is wrong with people he’s hot af (people is @bellalapi13. Send her hate)