Hello,
I am Cattus... Cattus Charlotte. 

As you read this I am probably in my pre-fabricated rug covered cat house. It is here in this seemingly infinite fluff carpet that I reach the heights of my comfort through concentrated purring meditation. Please, do reach out to me if you wish... only then I'll awake from my fluff chambers and escape from my scruffy cuddly thoughts.

P.S. I am, in fact, a real cat with keyboard typing capability.

(He, Him, but not it)