PlatinumGurl

Model interview by gay comedian reporter:
          	
          	Comedian reporter: what is your technique in being a successful model?
          	Model: well, it's hard to explain, but I'll demonstrate it instead
          	Comedian reporter: go ahead
          	Model: so first close your eyes, then, heads up, butt in, and think... Murder...
          	Comedian reporter: wow, if I was your victim, I wouldn't be scared of you
          	Model: try it yourself!
          	Comedian reporter: okay, close your eyes, heads up, butt in and think... Murder...
          	And this is how he looked like... :} 

PlatinumGurl

Model interview by gay comedian reporter:
          
          Comedian reporter: what is your technique in being a successful model?
          Model: well, it's hard to explain, but I'll demonstrate it instead
          Comedian reporter: go ahead
          Model: so first close your eyes, then, heads up, butt in, and think... Murder...
          Comedian reporter: wow, if I was your victim, I wouldn't be scared of you
          Model: try it yourself!
          Comedian reporter: okay, close your eyes, heads up, butt in and think... Murder...
          And this is how he looked like... :} 

PlatinumGurl

Conversation between a 2 year old kid and her dad...
          
          Dad: Baby,
          Kid: Yes dad?
          Dad: I have something to tell you, don't get mad okay?
          Kid: okay
          Dad: well... The truth is, you're... Adopted! Adopted! Adopted!
          Kid: Nooooooo! (Slaps dad and cried)
          Dad: (poker face) XD XD XD