Hello, lovely people! Welcome to the chaos that is the platonicunicorn. This is basically the dumping ground for the things I'm too scared to post on archiveofourown... which should tell you something about what I get up to on this site. But hey, I've seen some pretty crazy stuff on here, so I'm just gonna declare a judgement-free zone. I'll read your filth and you'll read mine and we'll all be happy together!