@Platypus_1029
So, funny story. I found one of your comments in a story and I stared at your profile pic for SEVERAL minutes before I decided to open up your profile and check if that was actually Pikachu giving someone a blowjob.
It wasn't.
I think I need glasses.
So, I was wrapped in my giant ass blanket at 1 am trying to find a snack, and I heard a sound that i thought was my parents and I loudly said "I am a king and these are my robes" as I shoveled peanut butter into my face. It was my cat, who looked at me weird.
I’m afraid you’ve fallen for my trap. The inflatable tube man move is my mating dance.
My dad and I were talking about trans female bees and he said "I don't think it matters considering that the sex organs will never be used...wait are we still talking about the bees" and I have never been more hurt. My dad be calling out my virginity
Life back if you ever feel like you are being sexualized whilst eating a banana. Eat it as per usual, but if you see someone staring at you, take an overly aggressive bite. If you did it right, they will now be very uncomfortable at the prospect of you any where near their dick
@ down_the_path_of_gay
I chop up my banana and eat it with a fork. Does that appear aggressive?
I CANT BREATH I JUST REALIZED WHY I SHIP BLITZSTONE HOLY CRAP. SO MY PARENTS ARE FRIENDS WITH A SHORT GAY BLACK MAN NAMED TONY WITH GREAT FASHION AND HIS TALLER SILENT HUSBAND WHO TONY NICKNAMED SPARKY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THIS EXPERIENCE. HOW AM I JUST REALIZING EHHXJSVSJ GNSJF JSJJDNDNFJGUSKSBJ
A star has 5 ends.
A square has 4 ends.
A triangle has 3 ends.
A line has 2 ends.
But a circle of our friendship has no end.
Send this to all your friends, [Including me if I am one] if you get 5 back, You're a great friend!
If you get 10 back, you're a freaking amazing friend! One of a kind-15 and more.
Peter NyQuill
Stucky is just badass Tree bros
My greatest contribution to society is that hot, warm, cool, and cold are all slang for describing a person. Both temperature AND an descriptor of personality and appearance.
