Good morrow my child. This account is run by two young birch trees. As it stands, we are creating a fanfiction about David Hasselhoff, Piers Morgan and Donald Trump. We may include other stories in the future which include the following characters: Alessandro Juliani, Jeb Bush, Ted Cruz, Iron man, Henry VIII, Maynard Wagglebum, Spiky Nobbles, Niky Spobbles, and Snoop Doug. Be aware that this list is not exclusive. Thanking you, 'E' and 'R'.