I love Dare Devil Stunts! ;)

Quote of the Week:

Pansy: AAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT"S PINK!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Damn it was supposed to be Bright Pink hair dye... Damn hairdressers were wrong...*GRR*

>hehe made that myself<

these are true instruction thingys:

-On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But, when else will I be able to do my hair?)

-On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Ohhh...see, I thought different soap had different methods of use.)

-On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Aww, Damn! Too late!)

-On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Awww, NO DUH!!)

-On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I'd say that method of ironing works very well.)

-On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (That is correct, we need to stop them five year olds from driving them fancy cars.)

-On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Well, isn't that the intention?)

-On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (I had no idea there was an inbetween use.)

-On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (..I have no idea what that means..)

-On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Go figure...I wanted almonds!)

-On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Good to know.)(Too bad about the other guy who everyone now calls 'Stumpy.')

-On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffociation." (But...suffocation is fun!)

these are real and are truly hilarious:)