I swim, I write, I read, and I play trumpet. There's food and sleep and school in there somewhere.
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
-Cave Johnson
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Plotwister
May 15, 2016 12:48AM
EYYYY IM BACKI just posted a thing for Cursed!! I finally got over my writing block so now I have all the setting and plot things figured out. The new thing is "chapter 1: After". ITs not really cha...View all Conversations
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This is not actually one story and that's not actually a name but here is where I'm just gonna write a bunch...
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Siberia.
1912.
But not the world you know...
21-year-old Viria Asimov is a lumberjack, trying to escape the...
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