So your best friend screwed you over
Acted nice when they not nice
Well I have some advice
Because it's happened to me, twice
Here's my secret strategy it always works because
The world doesn't end
It just feels like it does
so raise your right finger
And solemnly swear
Whatever they say about me
I don't care
I won't twist in knots to join your game
I will say you make me mad
And if you treat me bad, I'll say
You're bad
And if I eat alone form this moment on
That's just what I'll do
Because I'd rather be me
I'd rather be me
If ra-ather be me
Than be with you