F**K US UP THE ASSES WITH RUSTY SHOVELS


Hi! My name is Dahlia. There will be no apostrophes because I BROKE IT. (Like yo moms dick. OOOOOOOOOOOOOH.)
Anyways we are bored af. This will go down sooooo well.


Hey y'all, I'm Lyndon. I will be the one editing apostrophes into everything Dahlia writes. My throat is currently still recovering from choking when Dahlia was being a nature documentary narrator about me.
"And here we see the wild lesbian choking on twenty year old cum."
Update: Dahlia just said "was the quote really necessary"
Update #2: Dahlia just said "you can't spell for shit" and I just yelled "NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK YOU CUM DUMPSTER"