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NO! YES! Fuck it, I'm in love with Nate Jacobs, and he is in love with me, and you know, fuck, so don't give me that look Maddy, because I didn't fuck your boyfriend, you two were broken up for three weeks and three days before we even had sex, so I didn't betray you! Plus you guys are terrible for each other, and you know I'm right, and you guys can all judge me if you want, but I do not care, I HAVE NEVER, EVER BEEN HAPPIER!