Twig

So Guess who just got out of a psyc ward-

Yall ever just look at condiments and go "wtf even Is in this?"
          
          Like, mayo
          What is that jiggly white toe cream made of and why tf do people consume it?
          It looks like the stuff you put between bathroom tiles.
          
          What I'm trying to say is- fuck mayo, it looks like caulk

I say "Ew the Hets are here," on a daily basis and my mental health has been plummeting but I've been able to ignore it better than ever. Not really sure what that says about me but I feel GREAT

ohHohohoho its pp time