Hey there! 😃

I'm a 22 year old writer, gaymer, and anarcho-communist pursuing a degree in political science.

I started writing in the genre of science fiction. I now mainly write surreal horror and political criticism on other sites with other usernames.

Quite a bit of what I've written with this account has been unpublished to avoid embarrassment because I wrote them when I was younger.

The Starship Adventures: April of 2016 to November of 2019, unfinished.

A Life of Metal: June of 2016, one of the few writings on WattPad that I've finished.

Turd Blossom: Ongoing since June of 2025.
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PoisonedBobaTea PoisonedBobaTea Feb 16, 2026 05:38AM
Hey everyone!2026 has been great for me so far! It's insane that soon I'm going to be 23, on the 10th of April, and not too long after that, my WattPad account is going to be 10 years old. I have to...
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