Hey there! 😃
I'm a 22 year old writer, gaymer, and anarcho-communist pursuing a degree in political science.
I started writing in the genre of science fiction. I now mainly write surreal horror and political criticism on other sites with other usernames.
Quite a bit of what I've written with this account has been unpublished to avoid embarrassment because I wrote them when I was younger.
The Starship Adventures: April of 2016 to November of 2019, unfinished.
A Life of Metal: June of 2016, one of the few writings on WattPad that I've finished.
Turd Blossom: Ongoing since June of 2025.
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- JoinedApril 28, 2016
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My dumb story, which I hope is funny, is called Turd Blossom. It has now been published! I hope you laugh your ass off! XDView all Conversations
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🎀 🍒 I started writing this shit at 7 AM after getting no sleep. Why did I write this? Because I thought it...
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"3 times the charm."How about we try 5?The epic 5th of the pulp space opera of space pirates,interg...
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