@PolkaCat Hark, mine own true friend, lend me thine ears! Perchance this fine eve, I am brought hither by the sudden, most potent pull of destiny's unforgiving hand. This morn, methought I felt a sharp, uncanny tug upon the invisible string tethered to mine own finger, a sign most ominous! Straightway I became ware, nay, utterly possessed by the fact that I did need to reset my password from two years past—a parlous task, a veritable wild-goose chase! My soul doth yearn to embark upon that arduous journey to find the one and only spaghetti.
Henceforth, I charge thee, let the quest commence! For my belly doth rage with the hunger of a thousand suns, and I am driven mad by this most urgent, this most vital, need for pasta. Prithee, wish me God speed upon mine arduous task, thou artless, beef-witted friend, for I am forsooth beyond all reason!
