"So.. your a Bernese?" Said a Bullmatian, looking at my application papers.
"Uh.. Yeah? What else do I look like" I replied, lifting a eyebrow.
"You look like a Rottweiler who has never gotten a haircut with white spots here and there." He said, looking at me. "Name?" He added.
(Its a start. Still working on it.)
-A.W.