I believe that everything good makes you fat an addict or broke. My mating call is a microwave beeping. I am a bean (human bean) sorry if I'am serious for to long i get depressed. I don't like pants, potato's, when a songs title is not mentioned in the actual song or when it's cold outside and your nipples are so hard it can cut diamonds. I want a unicorn that poop's nutella and has a mohawk!
Here's a fun facts about me:If you like water, you already like 70% of me!-If you hurt my friends/family I will decapitate you.-Some of the nicest people I've met has tattoo's and some of the most judgmental, are those who goes to church on every Sunday. (I'm not saying all people that goes to church is judgmental, it's funny that's actually where they teach you its wrong to judge others.) 
I also enjoy giving people hugs and whispering while were in our hugging position:"You smell different now than you do when you're asleep."
I will probably respect you if you respect me.