Poop Culture

Happy New Year!! I hope and wish for all the best for you! <3

"Midterms" is the latest installment of the Brown Slime Stories, and one I truly hope you will enjoy reading!! ^^ 
          
          As is often the case, long-time fans can look forward to seeing a few elements reappear - this short story is a reimagining of one of my favorites among the lesser-known scenes from "Lesson in Biology":
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/1506353862-brown-slime-stories-midterms

Ugh call a girl late but Happy Holidays and Happy New Year, Amanda!!!! <3

Dreaming of a brown Christmas? I've got you covered!
          
          Well, not literally, you can have a taste of what that would be like with my latest bonus for all the loyal fans: it's the "Little Brown Book" full of pictures and adorable haiku about you-know-what ^^
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/386801346-little-brown-book

The newest Brown Slime Story is "Volunteered"
          
          I hope you like it <3 More to come soon.
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/1503380114-brown-slime-stories-volunteered

I hope you all enjoy the latest of the Brown Slime Stories, called "Blonde Moment": https://www.wattpad.com/1497964529-brown-slime-stories-blonde-moment
          
          And don't worry, I haven't forgotten about "The Brown Slime"! I've just been so busy, but I declare it is my goal to finish that by the end of the year ^_^

Just wanted to let you all know that I've decided to re-brand a little bit by changing my username. I think it more accurately reflects what I'm writing these days, and I hope you find this development to be both fun and whimsical ^_^

It makes me so happy to see that you guys are still reading my stories despite my recent inactivity. Thank you!! Here is another Brown Slime Story, bringing the total number of entries in the series I like to think of as a "Canterbury Tales of Crap" to a respectable 12:
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/1493052744-brown-slime-stories-the-failure

OMG YOUR PFP (^Ｔ▽Ｔ^)  I hope that's chocolate 

Holy crap I can't believe I forgot to update you all on the latest Brown Slime Story! I posted yesterday, it is called "Three Minutes" and a good bit of fun for fans of all things brown and slimy:
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/1490621243-brown-slime-stories-three-minutes