If you need something specific from this account, DM me.
OTHERWISE, go follow @LoafyBananaBread, not me

Person 1: *Over the phone* Buddy, be careful, I heard there's some idiot driving on the wrong side of the road!
Person 2: No, it's worse than that! There's hundreds of them!

Life is a joke, sweetheart, I'm just here for the ride - and to push a few people overboard whilst I'm at it.

(No, I don't own any of the art on my profile, so shut up)