Pop Witch

Hey guys! Funny story about why I haven't been active on Wattpad recently! I cleaned my room and lost my phone and college has been keeping me busy so I haven't bothered to look for it and just switched to Discord for a while but I finally found my phone so yay! I'm back on Wattpad!

I just realized I unintentionally taught my hamster sign language. I use sign whenever I have migranes or don't feel like talking and my hamster likes to chew on the metal top of his cage (I have him in a fish tank with a reptile cage cover) and to do that he has to stand on things in his cage and whenever I catch him I'll knock on the cage and sign "down" and he'll follow that command. I wasn't trying to teach him sign language, but I somehow did.

Something strange happened to me in one of my classes today... I only had 2 classes today and as soon as I entered the building where my second class is a girl approached me and started talking to me and she knew me by name and we had the same class and we did a small first day of school assignment together. But as I was leaving the class I realized that I had no clue who that girl was and I know for a fact that we don't have another class together, at least on Tuesdays. She's not from my high school, I would've recognized her, but we talked and interacted as if we knew each other for years. This was the first time I had ever met this girl and somehow she knows me by name and I'm kind of freaked out.

It's my first day of college! Wish me luck (I'll need it.)

My mom and I have been watching the Twilight movies all week and I came up with an interesting theory. So the vampires in the movie are described as hard as stone, and there are weed whackers on the market that can go through stone cinderblocks. So my theory is, if those vampires were in this universe, we could defeat them with weed whackers. Thank you for coming to my TED talk, I haven't gotten 8 hours of sleep in a month so my brain is cracked out!

I'm starting to regret choosing not to move out... Yeah, my college scammed me but it's better than my parents trying to force me into marriage and motherhood at 18 against my will knowing that I am gay. My mom is making me choose a god parent for my future kids per our Italian family tradition. I literally just started college and they're forcing me to abandon it to become a housewife before school even starts! If I wasn't no longer living with them they couldn't force me to do shit!

College is a week away and I'm already changing my educational path. I'm still doing art school but my college does a maximum of 2 majors and 1 minor so I'm doing Graphic Design and Education as my majors and Theatre as a minor. I suddenly wanted to be a theatre teacher and a few fortune readings said I should go for it.

Me: *doing an online tarot reading* Should I go back to college become a high school theater teacher after graduating with my current 2 degrees?
          Tarot Reading: Hmm... I think you're questioning your career!
          Me: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!! I wanted a yes or no answer!
          (This literally just happened to me and I am annoyed.)

I'm considering becoming a tattoo artist after graduating college and I found a way to make temporary waterproof tattoos by using eyeliner and baby powder so I drew one of my sketchbook designs on myself and it's a pretty cool tattoo! https://photos.app.goo.gl/vcuLDL35Yy3Uegsy9 If I do persue tattoo art I might go to a local beauty college so I'll have degrees in art and beauty so I'll have a pretty good idea of what I'm doing. I could've done a lot more detail on my temporary tattoo but I only have black and blue eyeliners so I did what I could.

I was playing the sims 3 on my wii and I was making characters for my household and it randomly generates characters and somehow the game generated my half sister that I haven't seen in 6 years, it generated her name and exact appearance! That is insane! How did the game know what she looks like much less her name?! (For context my half sister robbed my family and left us for 12 years when I was 2 years old and I saw her 6 years ago while visiting my nana in Virginia. Her mom cheated on my dad and brainwashed her when she was 5 so that's why she robbed us as far as I know. We didn't send cops after her, she is family but it's the only thing that makes my dad cry. Her mom was kinda right about him though.)