????: Hey. What do you do at night?
Me: Uhm, do you really wanna know?
????: Yeah, that's why I asked. I'm sure its not that bad anyways.
Me: Welp. I search up yaoi pics of Vanoss and Delirious either shirtless or fawqin. #FangirlClubCuz
????:............ *mutes me*
Me: Oof. Jesussssss, why won't ppl acceptttt the hotnessssss of yaoiiiiiii.
Jesus: Cause its gay. Now go choke on candy and get diabetes you lil bitch.
Me: ;-; jelleh beanz iz my new jesus... ;-;