Uh I have some funny stuff. I was hoping that you could put them in a book or something. Thanks :)
1. //wakes up at night at exactly 3:33 am sees shadow screams and realizes it's my cat//
And a insult
Guy: Het heard your mothers abortion failed!!
Me: And I can clearly see that your moms didn't work as planned
And yo mamma jokes
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora could explore her
Yo mamma so stupid she heard it was chilly (chili) out side and grabbed a bowl
Yo mamma so fat she went out wearing heels and came back wearing flippy flops
(NOTE THESE CAME FROM THE INTERNET EXCEPT THE 3:33 CAT ONE THAT HAPPENED TO ME)