Portia M.

I'm too lazy to update my status so-

But yOU'RE YOUNGER

No, no I don't.

Because I'm too young to have babies-
          I'm not rEADY-

-laughs- Yes I did,
          Problem... honey bunches? c;

There's something wrong with you, honey bunches-

It's Portia. My name is Portia. Is it really tHAT HARD TO READ, I JUST-

Awe, I'm sorry-
          But my name isn't Patricia! You make me sad :c

riGHT

Maybe I did-
          Just kidding. I didn't love it one bit.
          I don't love your rapes-