"If I was in a fictional universe, I wouldn't be the main character, I'd probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities, but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners."

-Quote by someone who probably has a Tumblr account

Wattpad, if you keep recommending me romances, fanfictions, and romantic fanfictions I will be done with you.

Oh, and I love followers. I'll always follow you back. I don't care if you ever check out my stories, but I'll usually check out those of yours if I'm interested. But I won't look at your sappy, vampire/werewolf romances. Not gonna happen.
  • JoinedNovember 11, 2013



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