Four teenage potatoes from Norway, possessed by madness
Yoda:
The coolest person ever.
Has a weird obsession with food.
Is the writer of le stories
Ema:
Seeing as Yoda's the coolest, I must be the hottest.
I may look like a blonde airhead, but I swear I'm not!
Edits the fucking stories.
Millus:
I'm the crazy fangirl.
If I like something new, my friends are doomed.
Also don't let the resting bitch face fool you, I'm the most awkward and weird creature ever.
Marne:
I will kick your ass, enough said
Sailors swear like us.
Our milkshakes bring no fucking boys to the yard (Kelis is a fucking liar).
We like horrible puns (just kidding, we're too punny for you),
And random facts about cows.
Ogling hot guys and giving them odd nicknames is our speciallty, still working on the stalkerpics though.
(Hi Jawline and Yellow!)
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