I wrote a new thing but it’s not Riverdale related. I’m like that one relative or friend at Christmas and they know what you want but they give you something completely different
You put your hands in the air
And you jump off the ground
And then you take that funky butt and you shake it all around
And lightly jog in place and then crank it up to a prance
This is the cool patrol dance
Now put your hands in your pockets
And take them right back out
Then spin around in a circle and make an animal sound (moo)
Then glide into the sprinkler like you're gonna water the plants
This is the cool patrol dance
We are the bad boys (Oh!) from the tough side of town
We are the Cool Patrol (Woo!) we'll turn your life around
Those bullies are shit their ass is done for now
We're gonna show you how! So fuckin' listen y'all! First…
Hey Kid! (Yo!) You're getting picked on in school
The other boys! (Huh!)! They say you just ain't cool
Well that's bullshit! (Yeah!) We're gonna teach you the rules
Those motherfuckers ain't gonna bother you no more
Whyyyyyyyy. Please tell me you’re kidding I literally read bughead fanfics and most of them right now ended in a worse way with bughead breaking up but this one is even heartbreaking. I’m literally crying right now