PotatoDoctorPerson

I hate people who say nothing rhymes with orange. Nothing clearly does not rhyme with orange! It ends in -ing, not -ange. Idiots.

Mmmmm nothing like a warm bath of socks.

People who try to pass as bucketfooters when they're clearly wearing cardboard boxes on their head disgust me. I, a true bucketfooter, would never participate in such foolishnesss

From far away, my profile pic looks like vomit. That's what I did when I saw your face

Global warming, more like /carrots/. Amirite lads? Fuckin carrots.

What is love?
          
          
          
          Love is a meaningless emotion that only leads to anguish and despair.
          H a, b*tch you thought-

We should have a "kashoot myself" meme but for quizlet. Like I wanna quiz- let this car run into me and kill me. Support this meme by sacrificing more goats to Satan. God bless Canada.

Do you ever just. Potato.

Y'all we got barackoli and trumpkin but the true god of the president/vegetable combo is washingtonion

What's gucci my dudes