Just a crazy awesome bunch of best friends just being themselves- potatoes. 
D.O.B: 31st April 2597
Place of birth: Under the soil because we are potatoes
Star sign: Potato
Favourite food: Potato(Yes we are cannibals)
Favourite song: Spud&Sound by Tater Swift
Quote: Haterz gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potate
Due to privacy/personal/anonymity reasons, we will be like HE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED and become WE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED. So we will go by either code names or our initials.

A: Raw potato 
C: Mashed potato
J: Sweet potato
SJ: French fry
S: Peeled potato 

So yeah... That's basically it._.