@PotatobeanO
It's been a wild ride so while I can still be heard, here's one last post from the number two in the world.
Goodbye
@PotatobeanO eeyy congratulations, it's a celebration, party all day, I know you been waitin please dont tell me youre leaving forever please dont
So long, everybody!
I grab my new phone that has no memory at all and jump on my motorcycle
I disappear into the sunset as my phone slowly deletes everything I've ever saved on it
"Goodbye, old friend" I say to the old phone as I burry it in its old, 10 year old, box.
"It's been quite a run" I say, as everything goes black
Six white letters appear on the screen
~The end~
Okay so
Broke up with my boyfriend
He didn't take it well
At home thinking about how much of a jerk he's always been
I've known my best friend (Anissa, the one I have a crush on) for 8 years
Guess I've always loved her
I HAVE A CRUSH ON MY BEST FRIEND WHO'S A GIRL BUT I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND I FEEL BAD HAVING TO BREAK UP WITH HIM BUT GOD I REALLY LOVE HERRRR
@PotatobeanO Three important rules for breaking up Don't put off breaking up when you know you want to Prolonging the situation only makes it worse Tell him honestly, simply, kindly, but firmly Don't make a big production Don't make up an elaborate story This will help you avoid a big tear-jerking scene If you want to date other people say so Be prepared for the boy to feel hurt and rejected Even if you've gone together for only a short time, And haven't been too serious There's still a feeling of rejection when someone says She preferres the company of others to your exclusive company But if you're honest, and direct And avoid making a flowery emotional speech when you break the news The boy will respect you for your frankness And honestly he'll apeciate the kind of straightfoward manner in which you told him your decision Unless he's a real jerk or a crybaby you will remain friends
BUT NOT BECAUSE WE'RE GAY
NO NOT BECAUSE WE'RE GAY
CAUSE ALL THAT IT TAKES IS A LITTLE RE-IN-VEN-TION!
IM LEGIT SO FRICKING SAD I CANT BELIEVE THAT STEPHEN QUIT DANPLAN AHHHHHH
I think I might die
I can't phUcKin tHinK
I stayed up untill 3am just watching the last episodes of My Little Pony